You jokes
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
When people make accounts about you and a category.
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?
Suicide squad. 😂😂😂
How do you know America's bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers!