You jokes
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Were you born on the highway? That's where most accidents happen.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said, "but the world is round."
I said, babe, you are my world.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
Have you ever heard of hearing aids?
Yeah, me neither.
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
What time is it when you have a toothache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty).
Rape is no laughing matter. The reason why women are not believed in rape is because of you mother fucking shitbirds with no future who will become drunkards and drug dealers who go broke and live on the street getting hit by a fucking car. Fuck all of you sadists who think this kind of shit is funny, well shut the fuck up. Go jump off a bridge or get hit by car and I hope you fucking sickos die.
Stop rape. Stop rappe. Stop rapibg innocent children and women and men. I am done with rape. I am done with it!
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
A fireman, a policeman, and a carpenter went on a fishing trip. The fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers, and they are half-brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father, but they are not brothers. How is this possible?
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Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
So you're in a hospital, you barely survive your suicide attempt. You see one of the scalpels, you finish the job.
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.