Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
how do you get a emo out of the tree
you cut the rope
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
There was this boy. He had diarrhea, and he kept asking to go to the bathroom, but the teacher said no. Next thing you know, he pooped himself in front of the class.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?
Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.
High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.
Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.
High school crush: Who is it?
Me: You.
Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)
Me: Fuck that.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
You momma's so fat when I went to suck her tit I got a mouthful of knee
You momma's so fat when she pulls her knickers down her ass is still in um
What's one advantage of being an orphan? Nobody can make it mama jokes about you.🌚
DH: What do you call an orphan with parents?
A: I don't know... what?
DH: Kidnapped. :)
-Dark_Humor
What do you call a gay drive buy, A fruit roll up
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
You look pretty today...April Fools!
