You jokes
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
Me in the middle of the night boiling water.
Me talking to my brother: How do you make holy water?
My brother: How?
Me: You boil the hell out of it.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am high and so are you.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.