You jokes
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Like if you RIP Shane Warne 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺