You jokes
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
Lemme treat you like I treat my homework: slam you on my desk and do you all night.
I heard you were looking for a stud...
I already have the STD; all I need is you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a bouquet in my pants for you.