You jokes

Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.

Now I got a 31 on the ACT.

Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?

Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?

Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?

They all shoot people for a living.

Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?

Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.

Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.

I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.

I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.

Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”

Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”

Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”