You jokes

Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.

What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?

"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"

Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?

A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.

It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"

When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.

What do you call a fat transgender midget?

Jigglypuff.

What do you call a fat midget?

Jigglypuff.

Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?

A. "Pieces of You."

What do you call a black woman?

A Nigg-girl.

Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?

What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?

The Jew World Order.

What do you call a peso?

A wetback greenback.

What do you call an orphan with a gun?

(No) home shooter.

My wife told me to stop being an idiot.

I told her, "Which one do you want?"

If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?

If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?

Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.

Now I got a 31 on the ACT.

Q. What do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head?

A. An ambulance.

Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?

Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?

What do you call a 90-year-old black man?

Antique farming equipment.