You jokes
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because thatās where most accidents happen.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
What do you call an Indian that doesnāt smell?
Asif
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.