You jokes
How do you make a sad person jump?
A bridge.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"