You jokes
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
By the way, could you tell me an elevator pun? I can't seem to "come up" with one myself.
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
After all these walkers, you still walk over me.
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"
So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?
Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, do you take him to PC World or A&E?
What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Answer: Depresso.
Question: Why can't you trust a tree?
Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.