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How do you suck a dick?

Stick it down your throat like Nicholas does with Dennis.

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  • Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?

    A. Hot cross bunnies!

    3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?

    Answer: Chi-ca-go

    The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

    What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?

    If you start at a bait shop, you're an amateur baiter, but once you achieve the highest level, you become a master baiter. Now buy a shrimp boat and become a master baiter on a shrimp boat.

    Pedophile: You dropped your candy.

    Girl: Thanks!

    Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy.

    Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one?

    Girl: How far is your house?

    Pedophile: It's that white one right over there.

    Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster?

    Pedophile: Yep, it's that one.

    Girl:.... Sure! :P

    Audience:.........Dumbass girl.

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  • You were born on the freeway, you know why?

    Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈