This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
Q: Have you ever felt a window?
A: Did you feel the pane?
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
A husband and a wife have four children. The oldest three are tall with blonde hair. The youngest is short with brown hair. The husband was on his deathbed and said, "Honey, can you be completely honest with me? Is our youngest son mine?" The wife says, "I swear to all that is holy, he is your son." Then the husband died and the wife muttered, "Thank god he didn't ask about the other three."
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "You mathematicians don't know your limits."
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What do you call a cow with no legs, ground beef, what do you call a cow with three legs, lean beef, what do you call a cow with two legs................ read the title.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
People are like trees...
They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
There are some sounds that everyone loves... - Shoes on gravel. - Crackling of fire. - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you. - Cats purring.
American: How do you use a PC?
Amish: We use a potato.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
