Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
You Jokes
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!
Three men walk into a bar... you would have thought the last one would have ducked.
My family is like a treasure.
You need a map and shovel to find them.
You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?
Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
You want a pizza from me!!!!
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father-in-law.
Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?
What did the boy say to the noose?
"Can you please tie me."
What do you say to a pedophile at the beach?
Get out of my son!
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
How do you suck a dick?
Stick it down your throat like Nicholas does with Dennis.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.