How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them, with fuck.
You Jokes
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"
"To the morgue."
"What? But I’m not dead yet!"
"And we’re not there yet."
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.
You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.
Tombstone engraving: "I TOLD you I was sick!"
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him for a drag.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you haven't told her twice.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto! 😂
How do you circumsize a hillbilly?
Kick his mother in the jaw
What do you call a person?
A person.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!
If a cat hits you with her tail, is it considered being pussy whipped?
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"