What do you call a mexican with no car. Carlos
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
What do you call people that make retarded jokes?
You.
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
What do you call a fish with out an eye, fsh
Here’s a joke..... you
What's the difference between a gay guy and an oven??
An oven doesn't fart when you take your meat out.
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
This gay guy was so happy with his new boyfriend that he took him to his favorite gay bar.
An hour or so goes by, then the new flame says, "I just LOVE this place, everyone is so nice, food is great, but what's up with the monkey way down there?"
His friend says "OK, watch this." He goes up behind the chimp and smacked him in back of its head. The monkey jumped off the stool, pulls down his zipper, and gives him head. When finished, the chimp took a napkin, cleaned himself, pulled up his zipper, then jumped back to his chair.
He walked back to his new gay friend and said, "What do you think of that?"
"MAN, I seen some amazing things, but never like that!" His squeeze said, "Wanna give it a try?"
"I sure do, JUST DON'T hit me as hard as you hit that monkey."
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fish with no eyes.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
*on a date*
me - "I get to work with animals all day."
her - "How sweet! What do you do?"
me - "I'm a butcher."
A man (Ameenya Sheed) texts another man (Bob) and said,
"Hi, I'm Ameenya Sheed."
Bob: "You're not in my shed because I don't have one, but I have a garage. I don't think you're in there."
What do you call a Mexican that dives into a pool. Bean Dip
Cashier: "Will you want the milk in a bag today, sir?"
Customer: "I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind."
How is being gay like a geology class? You get to lick all the rocks you want
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.
