What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did to!
A boy breaks a vase, and his mom says it's ok, honey, mistakes happen. How do you think you were born?
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar?
I hear they got six months each.
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft Lotto?
Sir, I mustache you a question...
Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?
You can’t abuse an alligator.
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
what do you call a fish with no Eyes????
A fish
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a swimming pool? vegetable soup.
How do you make a plumber cry?
Kill his whole family.
Stage 4 cancer is like a woman. You can’t beat it, but if you do, she’ll probably come back again.
