You jokes
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
My sisters ask me, "Are you really a virgin?" I say, "That's nun of your business!"
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know a pedophile,
And he says he knows you.
There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke."
So the guy replies,
OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke."
So the guy replies,
OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender replies, "Here you go!"
So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you ♥️.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
Me and a person downtown.
Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.
Me: I guess so.
Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?
Me: I don't know. I used to, but don't anymore.
Person: Why'd you stop?
Me: Unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂