You jokes
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
High school is amazing. Like if you agree!
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
What can you build with people? A boat!
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.
So I treat everyone like garbage.
Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?
A: Duhhh!
Comment: Then solve it!
Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
"I hear you asking, 'What's your favorite instrument?' The Trombone."
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡
Last night I burned down an orphanage.
There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.