If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?
Add the "S."
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
IF YOU EVER GET MAD AT A ORPHAN PUCH THEM IN THE FACE... WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO TELL THERE PARENTS?
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball
They don’t know what home is
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you Belong. Trashy Pig woman: why. Me :Because you smell like fart and your pretty much just a Turd with Lips.
Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."
Trashy pig woman: "Why?"
Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
You used to call me on your cellphone when you need my love.
Mad girl: SHUT UP! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING! I DON'T WANT TO CALL YOU ON MY CELL PHONE!
kid; but mom I don't want to go to the movies mom; SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND CLEAN MY ROOM YOU DONT HAVE A CHOISE
wanna hear a joke you need some milk
