You jokes
You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.
People are like tequila glasses,
you gotta shoot them down fast.
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, “Hey mister, it’s getting really dark and I’m scared.” The man replies, “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.”
Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.
A few male neighbors came over to the house to take a shower because, for some reason, their house didn't have water.
A few minutes later, I walk into the shower. I see the male neighbors and Mom taking a shower together. Then I said, "What are you doing?" They all say, "We're taking a shower together so we could save water."
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
Three nuns are talking, and the first nun says, "You would never believe what I discovered." Intrigued, the others signal her to continue. "I found a phone in the priest's room," said the first nun. "Oh, that's nothing," said the second one. "I found condoms in one of his drawers." said the second one. "What did you do with them?" said the first nun. Pridefully, the second nun responds with, "I poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, "Oh sh*t...."
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your mom.
How do you know if someone is anorexic? You toss them a onion ring and see if they eat it, or use it as a hula hoop.