60+ Best York Jokes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

Captain

Anonymous · 4 years ago

You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"

Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."

Ban

Anonymous · 7 years ago

I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the New York Zoo.

Man

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a split-screen. On the left, a man is being arrested by two police officers. On the right, there is a collapsed parking garage with cars scattered among the debris. The text overlay at the top reads, 'New York man arrested in connection of parking garage collapse after giving homeless people pickaxes and telling them there was a lost crack stash'.

Fireman

Anonymous · 4 years ago

What is the New York fireman's favorite song?

It's raining men.

Plane

Shower thoughts · 2 years ago

I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.

Al Qaeda

Jets · 8 years ago

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?

The New York Jets.

Terrorist

Anonymous · 3 years ago

What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?

"Here Comes The Airplane!"

Clock

Chri5 · 3 years ago

We are getting rather close guys.

The image shows a screenshot of a news article about a clock in New York that now displays the time remaining instead of the current time. Below is the Tom cat from Tom and Jerry looking confused with the text "hol up".

Rent

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A woman's mugshot below a newspaper headline that reads, "'Long Live Chairman Mao!' woman shouts as she decapitates her landlord with a Samurai Sword for raising her rent."

Supermarket

Cosmo idk · 9 months ago

A screenshot of a satirical online news article. The image shows an older woman wearing a dark head covering (hijab), holding her forehead in distress while standing in the refrigerated aisle of a supermarket. The headline reads: "Tragic: Mamdani's Auntie Slightly Uncomfortable At Supermarket After Australian Terror Attack." The article excerpt mentions the New York City Mayor-elect Zohr.

Palpatine

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Bill Gates

Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

Passenger

Thoughtless · 1 year ago

A newspaper clipping with text about a woman complaining about airplane bathroom windows and a stewardess replying that if there is a pervert clinging to the plane, they deserve to see everything.

New York

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A weather map showing a storm system resembling a phallic shape pointing toward the Carolinas. Text on the image includes “Looks like the Carolinas are going to get pounded....” along with labeled locations: “New York”, “Washington”, “Raleigh”, and “cksonville”.

Rapper

TaylorSwiftBoat · 1 year ago

Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES

A news article from The New York Times with the headline "E.P.A. Bans Cancer-Causing Chemicals Used in Dry Cleaning". The date is Dec. 9, 2024, 7:26 a.m. ET. It shows an image of a person working in a dry cleaning facility.

World Trade Center

JaBe mistr 😃 · 1 year ago

Time

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Community talk

Anonymous

Happy New Years the ball just droped for the New York time zone about 5 minutes ago, another year away from fucking 2020 and another step forward, one small step for man one giant leap for mankind.