Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.
One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
When your plane heads for New York...
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days.
But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
