My dad is Aal-Qaeda and he even took a plane trip to new york in 2001.
i'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to new york so i flew them to new york and hit the towers that was a tragic story
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
The best football game was the jets against the New York giants
when your plane heads for new york
How do you scare alot of people in New York? Open a mobile Hotspot named delta in flight wifi.
You can play Jenga in 2 place now New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers:) they prolly have jenga tournaments they’re every year
What does Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common
they both walk over the twin towers
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff? Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!!
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below
Trump: I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy Melania: Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy? Ivanka: Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy Pilot: Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center? They both fall I'm September.
Orphan. Where are my parents
God.New York City
Orphan. But they use to live in China
the wowman had a dick, lol its your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! jhon man! in new york city i am on 2 you! i will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodygard
What do you call New York City? A human Zoo
H: *walks into bedroom* Why are you packing your bags?
W: I heard in New York women get paid $400 for what I do for you for free.
*Later that day*
W: *walks into the bedroom to see husband packing his bags* What are you doing?
H: I’m going with you. I want to see how you live off of $800 a year.
What does the child with no hands got for christmas? Unknown he hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in new york got for christmas? Hypothermia.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily! Get it? I don't either- I get the New York Times!
