Yo Momma Jokes

I have a secret crush on your momma.

Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!

Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!

Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

I love my mom.

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.

Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!

Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.

Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.

Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.

Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.

Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...

Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.

Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.

I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!

Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.

Yo momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.