Yo momma so ugly the Devil started going to church
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
Yo momma's so ugly that she made one direction turn into the other directions.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.
I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.
Yo momma so fat!
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
