Yo momma's so ugly that she made one direction turn into the other directions.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her lagrangian points.
I DONT CARE IF I GOT BEAT THE FIRST DAY U WERE BORN YO MOMMA ASK FOR A RECIEPT
Yo momma so fat her ankle broke and gravy poured out
Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
Yo momma so slutty she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
Yo momma's so old that even scientist's get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.
Yo momma so fat when she caught the flesh eating bacteria it gave up!
Once, a mother worked in an orphanage as a cooker. She had a son, and a daughter. Twins. When she was going to her work, she decided to take the twins with her. They we're happy, they got ready and played with other children while their mother was cooking for other kids. Then, a poor family entered the orphanage. They said they wanted to adopt twins. As soon as they saw the children playing, they notice the womans kids. They said they wanted to adopt them. The manager said they weren't orphans, but before he said it, a teacher accidentally gave them to the poor family under the names of Layla and Logan. The kids we're Kyle and Kayla. They went away with their new children, but the kids cried, they said they weren't orphans and that their mother was in the orphanage, cooking. The poor family didn't believe, they thought it was the children's reaction of getting adopted. The woman went outside of the kitchen, she didn't see her children. She asked the teacher... And when she found out, she screamed and ran outside. She was running at the poor family, when they thought she was a psychopath and wanted to kill them. When Kyle and Kayla looked back, they saw their mother. They swinged their hands so the poor family could let them away. They ran to their mother and hugged her. The poor family got shocked and called the cops. But the mother, she showed the documents and her parent rights. This all explains the worst joke, Yo Momma Lost Ya.
YO MOMMA SO FAKE EVEN BARBIE GOT JEALOUS OF HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YO MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE WIPES WITH FLOSS!!!!!!!
Your momma is so fat she don't need wifi she is already world wide
yo momma more like g0z the clown
