Yo Momma jokes

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.

Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.

Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

I have a secret crush on your momma.

Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!

Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!

Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

I love my mom.

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.

Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!

Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.

Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.

Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.

Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.