Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!
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Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
