Yo Momma

Yo Momma jokes

I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.