Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Yo momma armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.
Yo mommas so fat she doesn’t know how to play bacon.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Yo mommas so fat when she skips a meal the stock market drops.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo momma so old, she farts dust!
Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Yo momma so dumb when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo momma’s so fat that even Dora can’t explore her.
