Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
Once, a mother worked in an orphanage as a cooker. She had a son and a daughter—twins.
When she was going to her work, she decided to take the twins with her. They were happy, they got ready and played with other children while their mother was cooking for other kids. Then, a poor family entered the orphanage. They said they wanted to adopt twins. As soon as they saw the children playing, they noticed the woman's kids. They said they wanted to adopt them. The manager said they weren't orphans, but before he said it, a teacher accidentally gave them to the poor family under the names of Layla and Logan. The kids were Kyle and Kayla. They went away with their new children, but the kids cried, they said they weren't orphans and that their mother was in the orphanage, cooking. The poor family didn't believe, they thought it was the children's reaction of getting adopted. The woman went outside of the kitchen, she didn't see her children. She asked the teacher... And when she found out, she screamed and ran outside. She was running at the poor family, when they thought she was a psychopath and wanted to kill them.
When Kyle and Kayla looked back, they saw their mother. They swung their hands so the poor family could let them away. They ran to their mother and hugged her. The poor family got shocked and called the cops. But the mother, she showed the documents and her parent rights. This all explains the worst joke, "Yo Momma Lost Ya."
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
Yo momma like a penny.. -two faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.
yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out it got rug burn
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
