Yo Momma jokes

Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.

Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:

11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.

Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!

Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!

Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.

Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*

Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

I love my mom.

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.

Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.