Yo momma so hungry that she ate ur peanuts
Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.
Yo momma like a penny.. -two faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out it got rug burn
yo momma is so fat, i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing.
Yo momma is so ugly Slenderman runs from her. It's also why he has no eyes.
Yo momma so dumb she washes her dishes in the river.
Yo momma so stupid that someone said "you're not that wealthy" and she went to a doctor.
Yo momma so fat her 4 kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Yo momma so fat she glues together rags as clothes.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!!!!
Yo momma so short...You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!!
Yo momma so stupid...weather man says it chilli outside....instead of a jacket..She gets a bowl and spoon!!!
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