YO MOMMA
yo mommas so stupid her family tree is a telaphone pole
yo mommas so fat when she gets in a monster truck it turns into a lowrider
yo momma so fat santa said ho ho ho i've gatta go
Yo momma so fat when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make-do with health insurance.
Did you hear the passengers on the titanic invited yo! Momma and the titanic crew said man over board
yo momma so fat I asked her to save me a seat so she sat down and she saved 10 and one by one the legs started popping off
yo mommas so fat, she was the iceberg in the titanic.
Yo momma's so fat she rolled out the bed. out the room ,down the stairs smashed through the window rolled down the road and got stuck in the grand canyon
I have a secret crush on yo momma
Yo momma so stupid she wrote this joke
Yo momma so stupid she eats cardboard boxes thinking it's chocolate bars.
Yo momma so ugly she gets rejected by dead people.
Yo momma so fat she farts out volcanoes.
Yo Momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky. Yo Momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner she sat on the table, opened her legs and said "Crabs."
I love my mom
Yo momma so ugly the Devil started going to church
yo momma so gay you sucked her balls
🥵 yo momma so fat when she went in the skeld she couldn't be ejected 🥵
Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.
