Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
YO MOMMA
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
yo mommas so fat when she gets in a monster truck it turns into a lowrider
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
yo mommas so fat, she was the iceberg in the titanic.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
I love my mom
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
