Yo Momma jokes

Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.

Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.

Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.

Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.

It's also why he has no eyes.

Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.

Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!

Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!

Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!

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Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.