Q: Why can kids relate to dogs? A: they are noticed for 13 years then left for noone to touch again.
Ring Ring Hi I've been needing to call you your hairline has been found by dora after 25 years
This year I'm going to name my Christmas Tree , Amy Winehouse , because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag
A guy gets home from work to seeing his gf packing and he asks her why are you packing and the girl says cause i found out your a Pedophilia and the guy goes a Pedophilia and she says yes and the guy goes thats a big word for a 12 year old
So one day in 3rd grade, i was making this art piece and i was talking about my friend that was a boy that i have known for 5 years. but then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I"M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!!!!" as soon as i heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing there butts off, but laughed so hard, i fell out of my chair!
what is the difference between a priest and mcdonalds? nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns
A man marries a blonde chick, live a happy life together and the man asks his wife if she wants kids she says "yes". So, a couple years go by, they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question"
What does an apple company and an orphanage have that are different. Apples actually get picked.... Unlike little Timmy here.... He’s been here for 16 years..
I told a disabled kid to get in my van well it’s been two years and he still hasn’t gotten into the van
we were versing year 8 at footy and they were mostly black so, I told a my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week and it said 2-4 years on the box.
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight year old girl then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture and train her as a suicide bomber
My wife is pregnant with a 3 year old so I gave her medicine but now she’s pregnant with a 5 year old
