Year jokes
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Thank you, -Connor
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out whatโs wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, โIโm so sorry to have to tell you this, but the results are back, and Iโm afraid itโs fatal.โ
โOh no!โ exclaims the man, โHow long do I have?โ
โTen,โ says the doctor.
โWhat, years? Months?!โ
โNine...โ
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people donโt even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why itโs called โWorst Jokes everโ not โBully people forever.โ So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who donโt even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
โAddison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?โ I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after youโve finished raping her
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
If God didnโt mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didnโt have the decency to drown her at birth.