Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them
What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?
Depends...
I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend so I fuck her, turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about. And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her but this time it was her Identical triplet. There 3 of them.... AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this. But the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
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How are guys and tile floors alike
If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years
/{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discus courses of action, and collection." End of log\
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks "so you don't miss fried chicken."
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
What will you call burj khalifa after 100 years? Bujurg khalifa (Just a joke)
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch.
Because it was over 10 years old.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
A news headline read: A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight He was in the infantry
A 28-year old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online. For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
I can't believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean... All I did was take a day off!
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love." I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
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Aboriginals around for 50,000 year invented the spear.
