Year jokes
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.
The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god, my mom's gonna kill me!"
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
My dad told me that his dreams were shattered a few years ago.
Then I asked him how many years ago.
He replied with, "When were you born?"
Happy new year! 🥳
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
If Charlie Kirk were a 5-year-old schoolkid being murdered, America would have moved on by now.
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
🎆 New Year's Eve
Lil Johnny👦: "Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight!"
Mom👱🏻♀️: "Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?"
Dad👨🏻🦰: "Son, if you don't leave, it'll bang on your head!"
My girlfriend called me pedophile today.
Big word for a 12-year-old.
If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year.
Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, I give you bad luck for 7 years.
Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.