Year jokes
Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.
The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god, my mom's gonna kill me!"
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
My dad told me that his dreams were shattered a few years ago.
Then I asked him how many years ago.
He replied with, "When were you born?"
Happy new year! 🥳
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
If Charlie Kirk were a 5-year-old schoolkid being murdered, America would have moved on by now.
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
My girlfriend called me pedophile today.
Big word for a 12-year-old.
If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
🎆 New Year's Eve
Lil Johnny👦: "Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight!"
Mom👱🏻♀️: "Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?"
Dad👨🏻🦰: "Son, if you don't leave, it'll bang on your head!"
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year.
Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, I give you bad luck for 7 years.
Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.