So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Sorry, I got the joke wrong the first time.
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
I never get off on the wrong foot.
