Wrong jokes

A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."

If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?

Why can lesbians not drive cars?

They always strap the wrong thing on.

Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.

You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.

Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

Doctor: I have bad news.

Man: What?

Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.

Man: Oh, no...

Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.

Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

What do you call a flying pig?

Fiction.

I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...

It was wrong on so many levels.

I never get off on the wrong foot.

Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?

Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.

When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?

When it fails to turn up.

I wonder how many people read this wrong.

You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.

Friend: I must order more nuts.

Sorry, I got the joke wrong the first time.

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA

Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.

Me: They're certainly not wrong.