Wrong Jokes

what do you call a flying pig

Fiction

You went the wrong way. AWAYS chose the right path

Why can lesbians not drive cars?

They always strap the wrong thing on.

If a Sped is late for class is it wrong to call them tardy

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died like that shit is just plane wrong.💀

Doctor: I have bad news. Man: What? Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer. Man: Oh, no... Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's. Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!

Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother but she did it with the wrong one

So a mom went to her kid and said "If you pray to god, he will give you your sight back" so he did exactly that The next morning the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kids room and asked "whats wrong" the kid replied it didn't work" The mom said "April Fools"

GWEN HI THIS IS WELL I AM NOT SAYING ARE YOU A GIRL I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GIRL BUT I COULD BE WRONG

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you say this to your friend damn your nuts are bigger then mine* thinks the wrong way* friend: i must order more nuts

Love is in the air... Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!

When dose a dyslexic person no when they've spelt their address wrong when ordering online when It fails to turn up

Why did Stevan Hawkins die so soon...

Because his misses bought the wrong battery’s

hello everyone, I would just like to apoligize for participating in the protest, and everything else I said. I was wrong, and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny, I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA