World jokes
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
America and UK are a joke.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.
Yesterday I purchased a world map and told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands, I will take her. Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.