World jokes
Brazil is a joke.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Memes
once u see it, you'll never un see it
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
My junk was in the book of world records until I got kicked out of the library.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.