World jokes
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Germany is the best!
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
Brazil is a joke.
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.