World jokes
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
My junk was in the book of world records until I got kicked out of the library.