*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
World Jokes
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
My junk was in the book of world records until I got kicked out of the library.
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
Go touch some grass, bro.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
