World jokes
Germany is the best!
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
Memes
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
Brazil is a joke.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
My junk was in the book of world records until I got kicked out of the library.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.