World jokes
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Germany is the best!
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
Brazil is a joke.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!