Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
World Jokes
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
The pastor sees little Johnny sitting on the church steps. Little Johnny is fixated on something. The pastor looks closer and sees that Johnny is stirring up something in an old coffee can. He says, "What you got there little Johnny?"
"This here is turpentine, the most POWERFUL liquid in the world!", says Johnny.
The pastor shakes his head, sits down next to Johnny, and says, "Now you know that's not true, son. Holy water is the most powerful liquid in the world. One drop of holy water on a pregnant woman's stomach and the next morning she'll pass a baby boy."
Little Johnny says, "Well that may be true, but one drop of this on a cat's ass and he'll pass a motorcycle!"
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Fuse Pokemon to UnderStand, the power that’s inside.
Poke him on! Gotta train them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my best friend, In a world you must defend, Poke him on! Gotta train them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta train them all, Gotta train them all! Pokemon!
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
How were tire swings made?
A tire said, "Goodbye world," and hung himself.
