World jokes
What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?
Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)
Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
The Austrian flag simply explained!
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
The world is a freaking rape joke.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
The pastor sees little Johnny sitting on the church steps. Little Johnny is fixated on something. The pastor looks closer and sees that Johnny is stirring up something in an old coffee can. He says, "What you got there little Johnny?"
"This here is turpentine, the most POWERFUL liquid in the world!", says Johnny.
The pastor shakes his head, sits down next to Johnny, and says, "Now you know that's not true, son. Holy water is the most powerful liquid in the world. One drop of holy water on a pregnant woman's stomach and the next morning she'll pass a baby boy."
Little Johnny says, "Well that may be true, but one drop of this on a cat's ass and he'll pass a motorcycle!"
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Fuse Pokemon to UnderStand, the power that’s inside.
Poke him on! Gotta train them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my best friend, In a world you must defend, Poke him on! Gotta train them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta train them all, Gotta train them all! Pokemon!
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.