World jokes
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.