World Trade Center

World Trade Center Jokes

Strength

They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.

Flight

Me: Which WiFi are we on?

Coworker: Should be floor 89.

Me: What about flight 104?

Coworker: Oh crap!

Building

Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.

“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”

“Why is that?”

“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”

Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”

Target

Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?

Because it's an easy target.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.

Passenger

What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!

Man

The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.

That is just plain wrong.

Airplane

So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....

Pizza

Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.

Bird

What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?

“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”

9/11

When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.

Similarity

What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?

They both fall in September.