World event jokes
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Science can fly you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
I heard World War 50000000 in my parent's room.
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
I heard World War 500000 in my parents'.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.