World event jokes
I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.
Science can fly you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said, "but the world is round."
I said, babe, you are my world.
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.
People are making end of the world jokes, like there's no tomorrow.