My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
World Event Jokes
Science can fly you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
