I don’t know why I go to the gym being healthy is dying fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never SKIPPED a BEAT
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine i should use to get the best looking women
He said the ATM outside
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise? The dead hang.
Not a joke , but hears a good workout ig , situps 50 , push ups 40 , squats 30 doe 5 sets.
Not a joke but theres no where else to post this , ( mainly this post is for the broke people w/o a gym ) . Did you know that the body can't tell if ur using weights? so lifting weights are optional . some beginner workouts W/O weights for like really weak ppls . 1. sit - up's 10 reps 2. push - up's 20 per reps 3. squat's 10 per reps 4. crunches 10 per reps
yo mama so fat when she decides to workout the stock market goes bankrupt
The first time you have have to do a full body workout in
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him "Don't skip leg day."
GO ON THE QUINTILLIONAIRE MORNING ROUTINE NOW!
1. Wake up 2. Take a shit 3. Eat 4. Get out of bed 5. Have breakfast
like if you think oily men are hot
Yo Dad is skinny he don't workout enough
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door
At gym class today my freind made this song 🎵 I’m a barbie girl I am fantastic my boobs are plastic
