They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
At gym class today my freind made this song π΅ Iβm a barbie girl I am fantastic my boobs are plastic
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
what is Jesus favorite Sports CrossFit
My arm: "I'M GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT!"
why didint the teddy bear go to the gym
because he didint want to get ripped
There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbells tables but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up. The manager then walked over to him, and asked "You're hogging the dumbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.
What is Jesus's favorite exercise?
Cross Fit.
When your exercising and you feel the βgushβ
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits? A tongue workout!!!!!!!
Biggest joke?
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Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.
