Yo, Dad is so skinny, he doesn't work out enough.
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
No pine, no gain!
Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries."
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
My arm: "I'M GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT!"
why didint the teddy bear go to the gym
because he didint want to get ripped
There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbbells tables, but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up.
The manager then walked over to him and asked, "You're hogging the dumbbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
What is Jesus's favorite exercise?
Cross Fit.
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.
