Q.What kind of school does an ice cream man go to? A.Sunday school! Psst!Don't understand?Well,"Sunday"sounds like "Sundae".Get it now?Nope?Sorry.Plus,it's a ice cream homophone joke.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
I entered 10 puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One's got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
How do you think the unthinkable? An ithberg
Whaddaya got when ya got yourself a deer with no eyes?
Ya got no-eye-dear.
if you take a caap of a bottle is it decaptition
What do you call a indian in a lamorgini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What do you Call a Skeletons omelet?...... A Bonelet
What’s the different between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A PARADE OF RABBITS HOPPING BACKWARDS?
a receding hare-line!!!!!
To master puns you got to relish them first that's how I musterd it who knows maybe you will ketchup to my level
What do you call a lesbian dinosour? Lick-alot-a-pus
I have a lot of eggculaint egg puns, get the yolk... oh come on don’t be hard boiled
Not all cat puns are pur~fect some just have there claws
apparently imma category for jokes now. hmm... ok! #HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger", now say it backwords:)
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue? You can tuna piano but you can piano a tuna. What happened to the glue? I knew you would get stuck on that
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something-I don’t remember. Then I replied TOUCAN play that game. He went silent and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you thick he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one and I ended it by saying, “Ok, lets MOOOOOve on cow[now]” Welp that’s it.
