Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay
Is it incent if it’s out the open
Or is it...outcent
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid) what comes after x The Quiet kid: splosion Teacher: What comes after A The Quiet kid: K-47 Teacher: faints
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
the f in orphan stands for family. but there is no f in orphan.
Bad Hitler puns are infuhreriating.
What do you call an Afghanistan person In a bath? A bath bomb
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins? Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
How do you say fish without the eye
Fsh
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs names