RapBoat 2
If rap has only one fan, then it is ME. If rap has NO FANS, then I do not exist. If the world is against RAP, then I am against the world.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some HOOPS
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE”
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had MAD FLOW
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
WRAP SANDWICHES
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A RHYME QUEUE