What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next RHYME
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some COSMIC RHYMES
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT
How does a rapper apologize?
With a RAP-OLOGY
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A RAP SCHOLAR
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked