RapBoat 2
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN
What do you call a rapper with bad CREDIT?
Lil Borrow
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ICE
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW”
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always STAND OUT
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in TRAFFIC?
A cypher-circle
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop HIGHER BARS
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next RHYME
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER