Great grandpa jokes

My great grandpa killed Hitler.

What were my great grandpa's last words?

"SHIT MG42!!!"

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.

When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.

I will always remember my grandpa's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

Grandpa: "You can't have phones within 15 feet of the table."

Me: "And you aren't allowed within 100 feet of the elementary school."

I remember my grandfather's last words: "Is that loaded?"

My grandpa was amazing. He killed Hitler.

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.