Word jokes

Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?

My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.

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Angel is a good word.

Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?

Because they're so boron!

Aren't I beary good?

How do you say "nose" in Spanish?

hmm.... No sé.

Cock.

Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!

What is an orange?

World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.

A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."

Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."

Actor 2: "Where's the b?"

Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"

Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?

Poop backwards is poop. 💩

Spell Mississippi.

M-I-S-S-I-P-P~

Haha you said pp.

What is the German word for constipation? Farfrompoopin.

The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.

Why did the butt fart?

Because they don't know the words.

What if "balloon" was spelled "balooon?" Thatf

Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.