Women jokes

What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.

Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”

Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”

Women treat me like a god.

They ignore me till they need something.

What do women and pools have in common?

They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.

What do women and airplanes have in common?

A cockpit.

Violence against women is funny :)

Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.

Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"

Trump: "Screw the women and children!"

Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"

So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?

You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.

The woman saw a cute lookin' cop. She had pulled up right next to him and said, "Hey, can I get your number?" He said, "Yeah, it's 911," and drove off.

My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what...

She couldn't do either!

Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.

99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.

Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!

Women should be allowed to leave the kitchen... to clean the rest of the house.

What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage.

Women.

Women's rights.

Hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?

IHOP.

I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.