Why do women have cleaner minds than men? -- Because they change theirs more often.
Women should be allowed to leave the kitchen......to clean the rest of the house
What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage
Women
women's rights.
Women are like IPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties? Because every manhole needs a cover
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff? They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
I like my women the way I like my coffee and I don't drink coffee
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights Girl: No how Guy: All you need is a blank paper and that's it
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels
I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight
Just because she weighed as much as two women...
Doesn't mean you had a threesome.