Women jokes

Violence against women is funny :)

What do women and airplanes have in common?

A cockpit.

What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.

Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.

Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.

Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"

Trump: "Screw the women and children!"

Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"

So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?

The woman saw a cute lookin' cop. She had pulled up right next to him and said, "Hey, can I get your number?" He said, "Yeah, it's 911," and drove off.

Women treat me like a god.

They ignore me till they need something.

You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.

My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what...

She couldn't do either!

Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.

99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.

Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!

Women should be allowed to leave the kitchen... to clean the rest of the house.

What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage.

Women's rights.

Women.

Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!

Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?

Because every manhole needs a cover.

I like my women the way I like my coffee, and I don't drink coffee.