What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"
Trump: "Screw the women and children!"
Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"
So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
Women treat me like a god.
They ignore me till they need something.
The woman saw a cute lookin' cop. She had pulled up right next to him and said, "Hey, can I get your number?" He said, "Yeah, it's 911," and drove off.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What do women and pools have in common?
They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
Women should be allowed to leave the kitchen... to clean the rest of the house.
What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage.
Women's rights.
Women.
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
I like my women the way I like my coffee, and I don't drink coffee.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
