I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.
I like my women how I like my fridge.
In the kitchen.
I like my women like how like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean
What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common? - They all get the house.
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
big booty latinas
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns
Man I love this joke: Women’s rights
What’s 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
What's the difference between a women and a washing machine? The washing machine doesnt follow you after you put a load in it.
There was a women from ealing, she had a peculiar feeling, she laid on her backk, opened her crack and pissed all over the ceiling
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then “WHOA-MAN!!”
Q:What do women and kfc have in common A:once you eat the breasts and thighs all you have left is a greasey box to put ur bone in
What do tampons and your sister have in common!
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said "I inherited a watering hole." Bewildered I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?" "I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
Wemon are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common? They wait to be filled with a big load
Which word is also called for women's prison?
Pridaughter
Blondes like their men how they like their rice, brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
