Women jokes
History is mostly just a list of things men did while women were busy making sure they didn't die of scurvy.
Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?
Because women are emotional and full of drama.
Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
Which is better looking, girls or women?
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
The real reason women are always cold is because they’re not in front of a stove or an oven. So, naturally, when they leave the habitat, they need to have two blankets.
What is the best way to pick up a woman from the bar?
Spike her drink with roofies.
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...