Women Jokes

What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...

What do you say to a women with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've told her twice.

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!" So I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"

Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist Because it doesn't cycle 🚲

Dream tweeted, and I quote “Babies kick pregnant women all the time but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested.”

What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retain some value after getting wrecked

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."

A guy finds a genie...

He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."

"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"

what do women and airplane have in common?

a cockpit

Violence against women is funny :)

What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh

Obama, Trump and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.

Obama: This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children! Trump Screw the women and children! Clinton: Do you think we have time...?

Women: “Men used to go to war now they go to clubs” Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked now it’s $3.99”

so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?

What do you call a crowd of horny white women? A field of cotton waiting to be picked to be picked

Women treat me like a god They ignore me till they need something

You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.

The Women saw a Cute lookin cop she Had pulled up right Next to him and said “Hey can i get your number” He said yea it’s “911”. And drove of