Women jokes
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!" So I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.
Today I was asked to go out by 17 women. Well, I was in the women's bathroom. 💀
What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
I don't care if she has either.
A man walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down?"
The man says, "I just found out my niece is gay." The next day, he orders 4 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down now?" The man says, "I just found out my son is gay."
The next day, he orders 6 shots of whiskey. The bartender says, "Got anybody who likes women?" The man says, "My wife does."
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.
What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you've told her twice.
Dream tweeted, and I quote, "Babies kick pregnant women all the time, but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested."
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.
A guy finds a genie.
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"
modern feminism.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.