What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win
How much women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading
A women just went through laber,she ask the doctor"was it a healthy delivery"the doctor replies"it wasn't delivery,it's digiorno"
hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP
What do you call a women with three boobs? Tres leches
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist
I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
How do you know a hippie is on her period? Her socks are missing. How do you know she's off? Her socks are tye-dye.
A man walks into a bar, he takes a seat and asks the barmen if he wanted to hear a blonde joke, the barmen replies before you tell this joke I want to tell you something, see the women over there, she is a black belt in karate, she's blonde , see the bouncer over there he is also a blonde, see the chick over there with that pool que she is also blonde, also I have a shotgun behind the bar i'm blonde, so do you still want to tell your joke? He replies f**k that I ain't explaining the joke 4 times.
Obama, Trump and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children! Trump Screw the women and children! Clinton: Do you think we have time...?
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice ...
What does the initials NOW stand for? (A.) National Organization For Women (B.) National Organization of Whores (C.) All the above Answer: Since the initials Now can stand for anything the correct answer is all the above
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me, on one hand there's dead babies! but on the other hand women get a choice
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon...?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned
A women walkes into a supermarket and sees a blined man swing a dog around in the air so the women walkes up to him and asked "what what are you doing" the man says " just having a look round"
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine i should use to get the best looking women
He said the ATM outside
What starts with a P and ends in an S? (hint: men have it and women want it) Pockets
There is a feminist group in my town
It is called Gal-qaeda
(I actually got this from the simpsons, so credit to the show)
my opinion on abortion is very divided like, on the one hand I like the idea of killing babies but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices
