Women jokes
Why are women like parking spots?
Because all of the good ones are always taken first, and you gotta wait until they're available again.
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
"Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
What do guns and women have in common?
They both get cocked and loaded.
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.