Women Jokes

New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.

Dream tweeted, and I quote “Babies kick pregnant women all the time but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested.”

A guy finds a genie...

He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."

"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."

what do women and airplane have in common?

a cockpit

What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh

so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?

Why do women have cleaner minds than men? -- Because they change theirs more often.

What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage

Women

women's rights.

I like my women the way I like my coffee and I don't drink coffee

Women treat me like a god They ignore me till they need something

The Women saw a Cute lookin cop she Had pulled up right Next to him and said “Hey can i get your number” He said yea it’s “911”. And drove of

I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.

Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.

What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

A teacher asks a boy in her class "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think. Later, the boy asks the teacher "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says "The one sucking it." The boy says "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."