Women jokes
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
Women are like dogs...
"Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?"
"Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?"
"I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here..."
SHOES
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb? IT JUST DOES!!!!
Women treat me like a god.
They ignore me till they need something.
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
Man, I love this joke: Women's rights.
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.
Can people please shut up about "male privileges"? There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood; men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of "women only" events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us.)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas.
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters.
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic dispute.
Women have the right to rape a man or boy, and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy, they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up, feminists, please.
Women are gay.
"Wheelchair" - HAHA!
A women's knitters group is having a meeting, and they are all pregnant. They all talk about their pregnancies.
One woman says, "I'm taking vitamin C so my baby has a healthy immune system."
Another knitter says, "I'm taking folic acid to help my baby's brain."
Finally, one woman says, "I'm taking Thalidomide!"
All the women turn to her and say, "Thalidomide! Don't you know your baby could be born without arms?"
The woman shrugs her shoulders and says, "I don't know how to knit arms."
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
What’s the difference between football and rape?
Women don’t like football.