Women Jokes

Three women—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two hours later, their vehicle dies with no gas, and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them.

The brunette brings canteens of water.

The redhead takes a large beach umbrella.

The blonde somehow rips off the car door.

The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?"

To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."

Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?

Just too bitter.

Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?

We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.

Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?

What's cold, blue and makes women cry?

Cot death.

What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.

I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.

How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. To hire the Mexicans.

Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.

Q: What are women better than men at doing?

A: Winning arguments.

Q: What are men better than women at doing?

A: Winning swimming titles.

James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.

Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.

And 100% of men don’t care.

Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?

In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.

Why did God create women before men?

He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.

It was women driving the planes for 9/11.

I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.

Why is it that skinny men like fat women?

Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.

Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.

If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).

What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.

I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.