Women jokes
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?
"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
One hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Memes
Hum, women still bruh.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
Three women—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two hours later, their vehicle dies with no gas, and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them.
The brunette brings canteens of water.
The redhead takes a large beach umbrella.
The blonde somehow rips off the car door.
The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?"
To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.