Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
