Women jokes
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
I like my woman like I like my wine, 12 years old and locked in the basement.
A man is dating three women and has to choose which one he'll marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.
The first woman does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits to look sexy for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money... Then he married the one with the biggest breasts.
Why are modern women trash?
Because back in the day, a woman knew her place.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
Today I was asked to go out by 17 women. Well, I was in the women's bathroom. 💀
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
Violence against women is funny :)
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what...
She couldn't do either!
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
What is the best way to pick up a woman from the bar?
Spike her drink with roofies.