Josh : What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called ??
Daniel : isn’t it the women ?
Josh : oh yes that’s right
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
What do you call a blank piece of paper??
Women rights
When a women removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye. But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
I like my women how I like my cigarettes. Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
What’s the difference between women and condoms ?
There isn’t a difference they’re both throw aways.
Why wont cannibals eat divorced women?
Just to Bitter.
The other day i pushed a Chinese women off the golden gate bridge i was Wong on so many levels.
An old professor’s class used, to begin with, a dirty joke. Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began. When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of wh*res in Newfoundland?” With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door. “Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
Why did God create women before men? He didn’t want any advice on how to do it
What shoe shop would be a Lesbains best friend decimen
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat. If you don’t get it a Chinese women ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think)
What’s the difference between a women and a policeman, one of em have rights.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11
I told my brother If he wanted to have a Wonderful first day of school then he should put cook book in the women’s sports section at the school library.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is mestration, Periods, birth... Man: The Men have to deal with Women
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them the looser they get
I got a job at a library,i got fired after 15 minutes,they told me it was because I put women's right in fiction section
Why is it that skinny men like fat women? Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
