why do men sag there pants so low and still wear a belt
the same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay
I like women how I like my hair dryer, locked in a closet most of the time, and only being used to blow me dry
I don't ever really bother women, but when I do I usually just want to talk, I guess since I just so happened to be a straight male that's not a 10 or a 5 , I get shutdown so fast , I put out lit candles...like damn, I thought I hid my ring
what do women and moldy bread have in common? a yeast infection.
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake. She died the next weekend.
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
i hat to run out of the libarie because i put the cook books in the women sports section
One day an old women came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, i pushed her over.
I like my women like my coffee- Ground up and frozen
Without women, sex would be a pain in the ass.
Men
dear doctor
ive heard its a good sign when women scream your first name during sex but recently women have been screaming my full name. its weird, i feel like im famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly Ray Palp
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's cuz god created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes
My father told me to always carry a womens bag but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped moms bag when we went parachuting. :(
I hope there's no women on here because they just aren't that funny
What is the only thing lesbians now how to grow? Cucumbers
90,90000,1090,279402 % of girls are raped. 67% Women are raped. So I guess Girls are more sexyer than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.
Little Jonny just came back from quarantine with his girlfriend Sally. They both said they had to go to the bathroom. When they came back Sally was coughing up a storm. The teacher said you need to be quarantined again. No sally said I was just in the bathroom choking on something that grown-ups especially women like. Then the teacher faints.
Women are like the twin towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
