Women jokes
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
Women are like grenades: you pull the ring and BOOM, the house is gone!
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
Memes
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snow balls.
H: *walks into bedroom* Why are you packing your bags?
W: I heard in New York women get paid $400 for what I do for you for free.
*Later that day*
W: *walks into the bedroom to see husband packing his bags* What are you doing?
H: I’m going with you. I want to see how you live off of $800 a year.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.
Three women were in heaven. The angel at the gates said, "How good the ride into heaven is for you, is determined by your commitment to your most recent partner."
The first lady says, "2 years, 2 side-hoes." She got an old lexus.
The second lady says, "10 years, 1 visit from a prostitute." She got a Mercedes-Benz.
The third lady says, "I never had a husband."
The angel says in response, "F*ck me and then you can have a lambo."
They all arrive in heaven, to see the second lady crying.
The first lady says, "I know we are dead, but it could be a lot worse."
"How!?" The third lady cries, "The angel has a flute for a d*ck!"
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What did the drunk woman say to the man after leaving the bar?
"Alcohol, you later!"
Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?
Daniel: Isn’t it the women?
Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.