Women jokes

Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees.

Today I was asked to go out by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.

What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.

Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.

What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

A guy finds a genie.

He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."

"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"

Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.